A husband had just finished reading the book, Man of the House. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His very calm wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess".
Man of the House...
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Man of the House...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
