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tony.wilde1
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another blond joke

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "There are no fish under the ice!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from a thermos, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!" The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "There are no fish under the ice!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, This is the manager of the Hockey Rink!" :D
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Post by yellafella »

Tony mate !
Just when i was starting to get to appreciate the finer jokes in life, you go and give us this rubbish !!!!!
You have dissapponted me !!!! ( think i spelt that right ? ) :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

i didnt write it..it was a good old copy and paste moment!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by VTRgirl »

"disappointed", yella, disappointed (since you mentioned it... :wink: )

And Tony, he's right. You're at risk of losing your excellent joke-sharing reputation with that one. Choose well, my friend, choose well :P .
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Post by iggy1966 »

Don't listern to them Tony, I liked it :lol:
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Post by sirch345 »

Yeah I liked it as well Tony :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: You will always get a mixed reaction from a joke.

Remember that old saying..........." You'll never please all the people all the time :!: :lol: "

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