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i think ive excelled myself this time!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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I can't believe I just scrolled through every single one of those :roll: .

How low have I sunk?

(Don't answer that...)
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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:D :D :D
Yeah but....did you find the Surgeon you require?

:P :P :P
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Pete.L wrote::D :D :D
Yeah but....did you find the Surgeon you require?

:P :P :P
Pete did you mean VTRgirl or Tony :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tony you have definitely excelled yourself this time :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:D Not saying :D
but if the cap fits :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Pete.L wrote:Yeah but....did you find the Surgeon you require?
8O :lol:

If only you knew... :wink: :P
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Oh Stop it. 8O
First we where shown a pic of you with all that long, lusterous dark hair. Then we find out you've got great year round sunshine.
If I found out you've got great T!ts as well I'd be really jellous.
I don't want to know anymore I'm not listening (Fingers in ears La la la la la)

Pete.l :wink:
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Pete.L wrote:Oh Stop it. 8O
First we where shown a pic of you with all that long, lusterous dark hair. Then we find out you've got great year round sunshine.
If I found out you've got great T!ts as well I'd be really jellous.
I don't want to know anymore I'm not listening (Fingers in ears La la la la la)

Pete.l :wink:
Pete I'm getting a bit worried about you mate :!: :lol:

Chris.
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Walked into the bathroom this morning and saw a reflection of myself.

Scared myself stupid :oops:
your not the only one thats worried Chris :?

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Pete.L wrote:Walked into the bathroom this morning and saw a reflection of myself.

Scared myself stupid :oops:
your not the only one thats worried Chris :?

Pete.l
You were alright, well near enough, until you changed bikes :!: :lol: :lol:

Chris.
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Post by SILVER ZIPPER »

Sounds like your looking for a breast reduction Pete :lol:
Do you think we could get a discount if we went together :lol: :lol:
I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY........
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Post by Pete.L »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I can just imagine the conversation with the consultant from me.

'Nothing wrong with the old chest thankyou very much but could you remove the one on top of my shoulders'

:D :D :D
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