Strange day in Woolwich...again...

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Strange day in Woolwich...again...

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So hows this for a nicely customised scoot ?

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Sorry for the blurry pic...I was laughing soooo much I couldn't hold the phone still... :lol:

No idea what it is or for that matter what it's supposed to be but I suppose he loves it.

Caught my eye as he was using a pelican crossing on it ...strange ?


Anyway stranger than that...

I'm in this block of flats on Woolwich Common, putting some mouse baits down in the stack pipe cupboard by the bin chutes on the 2nd floor...

I hears this ''excuse me have you got the time please...'' Turning round this woman is standing part way though a door way leading to some of the flats, in a dressing gown & fluffy slippers. Yes its 10 to 10 I says...''Thank you...''

So I finished what I was doing & moved over to the other side of the lobby & opened up the electrical intake cupboard, baits that up as well...the same woman is now standing by another door having opened that & says...''What are you doing? is there a problem ?'' So I'm locking the door back up & then bent down to sort me bag out & haven't even looked up at her saying... No, no problem just doing a little job...

Now at no stage have I mentioned pest control or what in fact I was doing & she comes out with...

''Would you like to come to mine & sort my problem out...?''

At this point I looked at here & said...No sorry I have to go & do some other jobs...

She's standing there dressing gown open & her breasts are hanging out in full view...Big they were too !

My nutter alert radar had already gone off so I wasn't going anywhere near her... :lol:

Never found out what here ''problem'' was but I suspect it had something to do with medication...
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Absolutely pissed myself laughing at that :lol: , bloody brilliant! I suspect she had beaver troubles Mac 8O
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your a good un mac. you got a photo of a crappy old scooter but not the funbags :(
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lumpyv wrote:your a good un mac. you got a photo of a crappy old scooter but not the funbags :(


I agree

Pictures or it didn't happen!

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Oh yeah...hang on love, I'll just get me phone out to take a picture OK ?

Mind you she'd probably up for it...

Nipples like Scania wheel nuts... :lol:

Oh I forgot to add...er how can I say this...she wasn't ermm white.
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Watty wrote:Absolutely pissed myself laughing at that :lol: , bloody brilliant! I suspect she had beaver troubles Mac 8O
Possibly, after all they are a rodent so I had something in me bag to deal with it... :lol:
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you did the right thing, you,d be pi55ing razor blades by tomorrow teatime :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: priceless! !!!!
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tell me you got her number lol
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What's the address mac, and do you have a uniform I can borrow for a fee hours.
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stuff like that never happens to me :( :( :cry:
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kev64 wrote:stuff like that never happens to me :( :( :cry:
But would you if it did ?

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