Mrs Lloydie: ''Suppose the world is going to be ended in 30 minutes, then what will you do?''
Lloydie:''Ha Ha Easy...Sex of course !''
Mrs Lloydie: ''And the other 29 minutes?''
Crap joke #368
Crap joke #368
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Re: Crap joke #368
AMCQ46 wrote:Missed the point... The first 29 mins is to go find the sheep![]()


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Re: Crap joke #368
sex for 1 min, then strip and rebuild his bike in the other 29........ 

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Re: Crap joke #368
I can find one in 5 mins :-)AMCQ46 wrote:Missed the point... The first 29 mins is to go find the sheep![]()
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Re: Crap joke #368
That's more like it :-)agentpineapple wrote:sex for 1 min, then strip and rebuild his bike in the other 29........
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Re: Crap joke #368
It's more like;
Sex for one minute, bragging about his new record for 29 minutes
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Sex for one minute, bragging about his new record for 29 minutes
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Re: Crap joke #368
Bit harsh...butVirt wrote:It's more like;
Sex for one minute, bragging about his new record for 29 minutes


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Re: Crap joke #368
It's Lloyd, he loves the attention. He's like a dog, he'll wag his tail at anything if you say it in the correct tone 
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