A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my GOD!" said the woman. "That`s disgraceful. Why is he doing that?"
"The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn`t do that five times a day, they`ll explode and he will die within minutes."
"Oh, that`s terrible," said the woman.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.
"OH my GOD!" said the woman, "How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."
Healthy Plan
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