Whats cheered you up today...?

[AMCQ46]

I hope you inspected it to see if it had the mushroom formation that you predicted?

yup it was able to stand up by its self

[bigtwinthing]

a monster turd that has been building for a day or two............. I finally released it into the wild today and it was an almost euphoric relief.

is that too much information?

what colour was it . Ive done 9 weeks on compo rations and had to almost snap it off to get my keks up.

[agentpineapple]

hahahahaha, funny as al, my record is something like 11 days without going, whilst is hospital having a skin graft op, fecking destroyed the toilet with that one......

[agentpineapple]

on a lighter note......

[bigtwinthing]

good job you didn't break your willie you would have only got the "V' on.

[agentpineapple]

good job you didn't break your willie you would have only got the "V' on.

doubt i'd even get the V mate......

[bigtwinthing]

Tattoos were on here the other week. i always says i have Paul tattooed on my todger. So whats some girls say. I always tell them if they rub it it says "Liverpool Football Club" always gets a laugh. and sometimes a sneaky grope lol

[bigtwinthing]

just synced my new TV to the Sound system and new Sound box. Bliss. 2312 song playlist yahoo

[lumpyv]

got consent from the council to build a bit on the back of my house.

very free an easy these days. only something simple but I drew it up myself on the kitchen table ,the council notify the neighbours, no one objected and bobs your uncle! guidance notes on council webpage were dead easy to follow/understand

when I did an extra bedroom 15 years I think it cost me about a grand to get to this stage?!

[MacV2]

Yesterday in fact...Got my Van back from Service...Numpties have only had it for 3 bloody weeks !

Still it came back with a full interior valet...( I'm in it all day so keep it reasonably clean, but it came back all shiney even had wheels cleaned & tyre walls are shiney !) they dealt with the squeeky brakes as well... Full service & a fresh MOT.


The best bit tho is I got rid of the crappy VW that they gave me to use, faster than the Ford but what a crap gearbox !

[bigtwinthing]

"Crappy vw" people pay carloads to have a VW esp the "Camper" ( thats not judged by how they walk Mac"

I have just extended my VW Caddy Maxi Combi lease for another year. Yahoo free fuel to March 2017. Thats the joy of a fuel card!.

By the way there superb vans and very useful seats out etc and a crew cab.

[MacV2]

"Crappy vw" people pay carloads to have a VW esp the "Camper" ( thats not judged by how they walk Mac"

I have just extended my VW Caddy Maxi Combi lease for another year. Yahoo free fuel to March 2017. Thats the joy of a fuel card!.

By the way there superb vans and very useful seats out etc and a crew cab.

Well compared to the Ford I have had for three years this VW was pants...No doubt it's had a hard life as a rental van so maybe a new un-molested one would be OK...

Which ever way you cut it it ani't a 'Camper' so theres no comparison there at all...

[lloydie]

Brought a fishing rod bag and seat box of eBay for a tenner .
Collected it and it had two good match roads in it :-)
Happy days :-)

[bigtwinthing]

Brought a fishing rod bag and seat box of eBay for a tenner .
Collected it and it had two good match roads in it :-)
Happy days :-)

jammy git. Carp stuff? My daughters bloke is sponsored by Shimano, just come back from France and caught an 88lb Carp. chuffin huge.

You don't even put bait on the hook and really tiny hooks, i can't even see them.

[lloydie]

88lb that's huge fish !.

wish they were carp roads as it would save me from buying them .
Tho yesterday I took the lads fishing and it was my first time in over ten years .

The kids caught some nice carp , not bad for there first time at a pool