Your only jelous 'coz flat racing isn't an olympic sport...fabiostar wrote:best laugh iv had in ages reading that you bunch of sick puppies![]()
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Your only jelous 'coz flat racing isn't an olympic sport...fabiostar wrote:best laugh iv had in ages reading that you bunch of sick puppies![]()
AMCQ46 wrote:Marty - bog snorkelling?
Mac - already channelling his inner Duncan Goodhew, so I guess we will hear about him swimming in the Grain sewage estuary.
Fabio - saw him with a needle and syringe in Scotland, so he is trying to get into the Russian team to play with the big girls.
Steve97s lad Jack - outdoor gymnastics...... he tried the double backflip with a pike when he dismounted his storm on Saturday, only scored a 6.8 due to poor landing.
KevL - he is like that old showjumper with his hip replacement, except his dressage is not so good, or his riding in general
Lloydie - he has taken up pain balling, so expect him to work to a shooting and hiding behind sheep event.
Virt - he is trying to emulate Tom Dailey - wet, gay and over exposed
Ady - already has the hair to be in the womens football team, but for some reason he like to stay in the changingroom
this is just a starter, I will be back to finish the insults later
Jamie - thinks he is Bradley Wiggins, but he is more like Laura Trott with a suntan, and short hair... but always crying like a big girl.
Carl - trying to get "hiding from the man" agreed as an official Olympic sport
GLSR - Golf obviously, and snoring & farting
Popkat - is Gurning a sport?
PeteL - Rhythmic Gymnastics, you know the one with the ribbon?
Bazza - looking for something in watersports (or any other fetish)
Tony.Mon - in training for one of the multi lap sports where he tells the same story every lap.
Grumpyfrog - very good at swearing and Drinking but not good at running, so needs something that can be done with out too much movement - weight lifting with chocolate bars??
Flatty - some sort of slow motion event ... like his caferacer project or musical statues [with no music]
Ziggy - more interested in his phone than real life, so he is waiting for Pokémon to become a recognised Olympic sport
I've probably met homeless people with the latterAMCQ46 wrote: what????? ........ that was funny for me............ and anyway, he has better hair than you, oh and more money
I can now grow ear and nose hair faster & longer than the stuff on my headVirt wrote:I've probably met homeless people with the latterAMCQ46 wrote: what????? ........ that was funny for me............ and anyway, he has better hair than you, oh and more moneyMate, you can chat sh1t about my hair as much as you want.. We all know you're just jealous as you're not young enough to be able to grow more than a few mm of it anymore
"A study in the journal Thorax describes how organisms living inside a man's bagpipes led to his death.Kev L wrote:I guess you would be excused strenuous excercise Al due to the debilitating effects caused by your habits of blowing various pipes!
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'Bagpipe lung' warning for wind musicians http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-37169451