In Valhalla the mighty god of thunder, Thor, has been granted an audience with the most high grand exalted god of all gods, Odin. The god of thunder stands before Odin and soon Odin speaks.
"What’s up son? Your mothers been worried sick. You aren’t yourself Thor. What’s going on?" quizzed Odin.
"Well Pops it's like this," replied the god of thunder "Its not that I’m not grateful for being an immortal god, and I really do love my hammer and making thunder and all. And there's no place better than Valhalla but....Well you see, erm, there’s only so much for a single god to DO here and, well a young god like myself has urges, and
"Say no more" Odin interrupted "I completely understand. You just take this bag of gold down to Earth and hire yourself a prostitute! That’ll have you right on the morning. "
Sure enough Thor was right again, the next day. Cheerful happy, chatty and godlike. He entered Odins chambers to thank him and started to recall the nights events.
"Pops it was just what I needed. I hired one for the evening and shagged her 26 times!"
"WHAT!!!" shouted an angry Odin "26 times?!?!? You can’t do that with a mortal woman Thor, I’ve taught you better! You get your goat smelling ass BACK DOWN there NOW, you make sure the poor woman is OK and you apologise to her."
So Thor went as fast as he could back to the prostitute and knocked on her door. She answered with pursed lips glaring at him..
" Errr Maaam " said the god of thunder looking at his shoes "I have a confession to make, errm You see I’m Thor....."
he was cut off by her bellowing
You're Thor!?!? YOU"RE THOR?!?!? I CANT EVEN PITH you bathtard!!!!!!!!
