Jock gets sent to court.
Prosecutor is reading out the charge.
My Lud, Jock here has been perpitrating one of the worst kinds of sick crimes to animals, namley interfering in a sexual way with cats.
Case dismissed said the beak.
But I have not even started to teel you about the heinous things he has been doing.
Don't care, case dismissed said the beak again.
The prosecutor approached the bench, and asked if the judge could give him one reason why Jock should not be prosecuted under the law.
Well, said the beak, I have never known a scot to put anything in a kitty before.
Now where did I leave that sofa ?
