Crap joke #427

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MacV2
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Crap joke #427

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My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them.




Personally I think he torques out of his butt…
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:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
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knew a lovely girl once, i called her "spanner butt"

every time I looked at her I could feel me nuts tighten

:D

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