Double entendres

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> > Real Double Entendres
> >> Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio :
> >>
> >> MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
> >>astronomer
> >> for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
> >> "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only
> >>come in
> >> his shorts."
> >>
> >> Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
> >>Sunneson
> >> lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use
> >>Fanny,
> >> other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
> >>
> >> MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
> >> "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
> >>gets."
> >>
> >> JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
> >> Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I
> >>bet he
> >> wished he had a hard on now."
> >>
> >> Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel
> >>on This
> >> Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed
> >>last
> >> night."
> >>
> >> WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
> >> formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes
> >>what he
> >> sees."
> >>
> >> ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:
> >> "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
> >>
> >> CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v
> >>Lancashire match,
> >> inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely softhands he
> >>just
> >> tossed it off."
> >>
> >> CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
> >> "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
> >>like
> >> this."
> >>
> >> JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
> >> "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by
> >>Barrichello?"
> >>
> >> STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters:
> >> "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."
> >>
> >> THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath
> >>away...
> >> "My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."
> >>
> >> WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a
> >>big race
> >> when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about
> >>coming
> >> from different positions."
> >>
> >> CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team
> >>Live said:
> >> "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
> >>
> >> A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
> >>snowed and
> >> didn't,turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that
> >>eight
> >> inches you promised me last night?"
> >> Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,
> >>because
> >> they were laughing so hard!
> >>
> >> US PGA Commentator -
> >> "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is
> >>that,
> >> before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them
> >>.... Oh
> >> my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
> >>
> >> Metro Radio - "Julian Richard is everywhere. It's like they've got
> >>eleven
> >> Richard on the field."
> >>
> >> Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
> >> "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is
> >>kissing the
> >> Cox of the Oxford crew."
> >>
> >> Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator -
> >> "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
> >>
> >> New Zealand Rugby Commentator -
> >> "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
> >>
> >> Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator -
> >> "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
> >>morning and
> >> it was amazing!"