bike colour
This lad goes to a firestorm meeting, he noticed that during the evening everybody had pet names for their bikes, he was put out as he didn't know what to call his. to make matters worse he was told he couldn't become a member of the club unless he thought of a name for his bike.
The next week
At last he had decided on a name
Clitoris
Because it was red and every c*** has got one.
The next week
At last he had decided on a name
Clitoris
Because it was red and every c*** has got one.
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Bike you fool!!!cupasoop wrote:Eh?Pete.L wrote: At least I know you've got a BLACK one.
I could work that one out from the previous post but(you know what women are Like

How was I supposed to gues she was a girl from a name like Dink


Pete.l
Could have been a bloke with not much to talk about

Indeed was only thing I could think off too as to why a bloke would admit to being nicknamed dink ....Pete.L wrote:
Could have been a bloke with not much to talk aboutAhem!


and yes the bike is BLACK the best colour
If you take me seriously, you're on your own
Remember !! Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Remember !! Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things