One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first
meeting with the devil...
Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
fun down here. You a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays
that's all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Gayness, wine coolers, tab and
fresca.
We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
And you don't have to worry about getting a
hangover, because you're dead anyway!
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays.
We get the finest cigars from all over the world and
smoke our lungs out.
If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead,
remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: 'Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever.
If you go bankrupt...it doesn't matter, you're dead
anyhow.
Guy: Cool!
Satan: What about Drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day.
Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack.
Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead, who
cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool
place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough!.......
Blatantly stolen from ABZ, but it made me laugh so i thought i'd share it.
