Close call

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iggy1966
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Close call

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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided
when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never
called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,
spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see
her husband in bed with her lady boss. Gently, she closed the door and
crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned
to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go
with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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