Australian Efficiency

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VTRgirl
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Australian Efficiency

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A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon.

Not bad, eh?
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I've never seen an Aussie could walk after taking a drink :lol:
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Nobody holds their booze as well as the Ozzies!
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Post by storminateacup »

VTRgirl wrote:Nobody holds their booze as well as the Ozzies!
I didn't say they couldn't hold it I said they couldn't walk after drinking it :lol: I offer as exhibit 1 Earls Court Rd shortly after closing time :roll:
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Baaaahhh, them's not real Ozzies! Them's the weak ones we send off-shore!
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Fair enough :wink:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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