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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon.
Not bad, eh?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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storminateacup
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by storminateacup »
I've never seen an Aussie could walk after taking a drink

I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left.
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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
Nobody holds their booze as well as the Ozzies!
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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storminateacup
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by storminateacup »
VTRgirl wrote:Nobody holds their booze as well as the Ozzies!
I didn't say they couldn't hold it I said they couldn't walk after drinking it

I offer as exhibit 1 Earls Court Rd shortly after closing time

I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left.
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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
Baaaahhh, them's not real Ozzies! Them's the weak ones we send off-shore!
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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storminateacup
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by storminateacup »
Fair enough

I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left.
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sirch345
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by sirch345 »