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Kitch
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Parking?

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I parked in a disabled bay the other day.

Traffic Warden comes up and says, "You don't look in need of that space, what's your disability?"

I replied, "Tourettes you c*nt, now f*ck off!"
Voted most likely to be found dead in park bushes following an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by curly »

I like that!! :D :D :D
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