Coupla Hillbillies

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Sitting out on the porch sippin' moonshine, Cleatus turned to Jeb and said "If you was down by the crick fishin, and I snuck into your house, and made sweeet lurve to your wife, and she had a baby. Would that make us kin?

Jeb thought a while and said "Well I aint certain if it would make us kin, but it sure would make us even!"
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My new ride is a bit of a Howler and I love to make her Squeal
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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