Be glad it's not you.

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Try not to laugh out loud too much at this. It's a bit long but stick with it and just be glad it's not you.

I'm sure vtrgirl and rainmaker will be along soon with their own tales.

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Post by sparrowlegs »

Been there...suffered just the same lol.....i forwarded the link off to me Mum,Bro and sis in law...we ve all suffered due to "Agent Picolax" lol
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Post by Kitch »

Yep, been there.

Broken pelvis and 6 weeks with no loo and then having this stuff.

Lets just say my bathroom looked like somebody filled a cement mixer with peanut butter and nitro glycerine.
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Post by iggy1966 »

Still make me laugh the second time I read it!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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We're clearly a lot nicer over here. Sedation for everyone!

A million and one of those stories, but I'm not sure I'd do a better job than that! :lol:

There's a different kind of prep some doc's prefer for some bizarre reason, that involves drinking 3 litres of cr@p. Half the oldies throw it back up before they get anywhere near "clear" down the other end. Should be outlawed!
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