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VTRgirl
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- Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl »
Never leave your bike unattended outside a hospital...

If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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VeetyR
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- Location: London
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by VeetyR »
I like that big ole tank protector u got there VTRGirl....also dont u guys have short number plates there( as in the amount of digits ).
As for the gloves, hahaha many hands make bike work.
VeetyR
Keep it gutter...Keep it grimey..........one!
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Kitch
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- Location: Lancashire
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by Kitch »
With a tank protector like that, the zipper on your pants must be ENOURMOUS!!! (gonna burn for that one...)
This is my mates customised R1 at a party:

Voted most likely to be found dead in park bushes following an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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VTRgirl
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- Location: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl »
Yep, Veety, short plates

The cars are only one digit more.
The balloons look good, Kitch. LOL.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?