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no car or bike should be without one :D

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Love it!

I want me one :D
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(without clicking the link:)

Trunk Monkey?

he has a website: http://www.trunkmonkey.com/
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Kitch wrote:(without clicking the link:)

Trunk Monkey?

he has a website: http://www.trunkmonkey.com/
lol smart butt
do you ever eat kitch
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well, it was either that or the tesla fence:

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I've got my own anti theft device

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Not as humorous as a monkey but just as effective :D
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Good point Tim, shagging dogs are always funny..........but not as funny as this


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Someone's swiped your dog's eyes, Cupa :(
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VTRgirl wrote:Someone's swiped your dog's eyes, Cupa :(
Ahh, caught. It's actually a robodog who wont stay still when I'm trying to take his picture (or any other time for that matter). I've also got a robo cat, see if you can spot him

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Teddies last stand :(
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I... found... him... Must... do... what... he... says...
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Cannot... Resist... Robocat... Must Obey... Kill... Destroy... Buy Whiskas...
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My cat's not sly. He's as subtle as a brick. Thinks he's a dog & I guess at 8kg, he could be half & half. Poor thing's got hyperthyroidism, a gastro-intestinal disorder, a heart murmur, an ectopic beat (extra heart-beat) & to top it off, he's allergic to fish!

He'll be 14 this year, but watching him go psycho, you'd be forgiven for thinking he was 4 months.

And while I was down at Phillip Island, he ate all his fur. Yes, ate it. Bit it off at the skin & ate it. Called "barbering", says the (very nice) vet. Caused by stress. My fault. I can never leave home again.

Whenever I'm at the computer, he sits beside me & stares me down (like so) until I surrender & divert my attentions his way.
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VTRgirl wrote:
And while I was down at Phillip Island, he ate all his fur. Yes, ate it. Bit it off at the skin & ate it.
Lol I bet you’re glad you didn't have to clean that fur ball up
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VTRgirl wrote:And while I was down at Phillip Island, he ate all his fur. Yes, ate it. Bit it off at the skin & ate it. Called "barbering", says the (very nice) vet. Caused by stress. My fault. I can never leave home again.
How did he reach the fur on the back of his head?

Robocat was on offer when I got it: buy one get one free.

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cupasoop wrote:How did he reach the fur on the back of his head?
Okay, so it wasn't alllllllllll of it. He was down to skin across his whole underside, the sides of both hind legs, a patch on the front of both forelegs, his tail & both his sides from midway down. From the rear, he looked like I'd given him a mohawk. Probably a prime candidate for some kinda kinky kitty porn.
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