speeding fine .. quite rude ..

[Geordie]

A driver gets stopped for speeding. When asked for his occupation, he replies "rectum stretcher".
"whats that ?" asks the cop.
The driver says, "you put one finger in, then two, then a whole hand and keep stretching until its 6ft wide".
The cop asks, "what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arshole ?"..
the driver replies, "give it a uniform and a wombles speed gun!" ..