> A Taliban suicide bomber pulls the plug and explodes... BOOM!!!
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> A short while later he finds himself on a huge white staircase leading towards the heavens, so he starts climbing up.
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> After an hour of hard climbing, he arrives at a landing where an old man in white robes with a long flowing beard is sitting surrounded by ledgers.
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> "Excuse me sir" he says "are you Mohammed?" "No" replies the old man, "I am St Peter, Mohammed is further up the stairs". "But this is wonderful news" > screams the bomber, 'Mohammed is higher than St Peter! I can hardly believe it'.
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> With this he carries on climbing up the stairs. After an hour or so of hard climbing he arrives at another landing. Standing on the landing is a serene looking > man with long hair and a long white beard.
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> "Excuse me sir" he says "are you Mohammed?" "No" replies the old man, "I am Jesus, Mohammed is further up the stairs". "But this is amazing news" > > > screams the bomber, "Mohammed is higher than Jesus! I can hardly believe it, martyrdom is wonderful!!"
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> With this he carries on climbing up the stairs. After another hour or so of hard climbing he arrives on a huge landing. There, sitting on a magnificent throne > is another old man, with flowing white robes, beard and long white hair.
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> "Excuse me sir" he says "are you Mohammed?" "No" replies the old man, "I am God." "But this is absolutely amazing news" screams the bomber, > > > >"Mohammed is higher than God! I am so happy I can't believe it, martyrdom is more than wonderful!"
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> "You look tired my son" said God "would you like to sit down and rest a while?" "Oh yes" replied the bomber "I am very tired and would love a rest before I > carry on, thank you".
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> The bomber sits down and God says "You look thirsty my son, would you like a cup of coffee?" "Oh yes please" replies the bomber "I am most thirsty, thank > you".
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> With this God turns and snaps his fingers and shouts "Oi, Mohammed, two coffees over here and make it snappy!!"
