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tony.wilde1
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Wife comes come early and catches her husband having a fiddler in the kitchen.

She rushes over and gives him the best blow job he has ever had.

After it he asks "we haven't had sex for six months and suddenly this. Why"

She answers "I have just washed the floor this morning. I'd rather brush my teeth than clean the wombles floor again!!!"
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