sunburn!

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tony.wilde1
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sunburn!

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A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper
> > legs. he went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted.
> >
> > After being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
> >
> > With his skin already starting to blister,and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed
> > continuous Intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
> >
> > The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked,'What
> > Good will Viagra do for him', Doctor'?
> > The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for
> > his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his
> > legs."
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:lol:
One of my all-time favourites :D
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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