There was a guy......

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bikerpiker
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There was a guy......

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There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very
pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working with
him at his office.
Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite
smitten with her and after a while it became obvious that she was very
interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while
he was still going out with his girlfriend.
He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine
and get it on with Clearly.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to
do it.
Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped
and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing and smiling and singing. What was he singing, you ask???
Get ready, it's good... keeping going down the page
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> > I can see Clearly now .... Lorraine is gone.... :lol: :lol:
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tony.wilde1
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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