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Where would you like the meet ?

Squires, Sherburn in elmet / Big D's, Todmorden
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6%
Devils Bridge / Glasson / Rivvy / Lakes
5
28%
Hartside cafe / Scottish borders
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No votes
Whistlestop, Whitby / Scarborough
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No votes
Humberside / Cleethorpes / Lincolnshire
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6%
Cat and Fiddle / Matlock
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50%
I know a better place, I put it in the thread !
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11%
 
Total votes: 18

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I would like to wish you all an enjoyable and safe time :!:

My two pence worth :!:
Make sure you know where you're going before you all set off and ride within YOUR OWN capabilities not someone else's :!: An exchange of mobile numbers is also a good idea before you set off.

Take care out there :!:

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Hope you all have a day to remember...for the "right" reasons :!:
Looks like the weathers goin to be great for you...jammy buggers :!:
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Got text from Stuart (QueensburyLad)

Looks like he's got a pass out for Sunday too, so we'll be meeting FSM & Deano at Wooley services (Southbound) 0800-0830

Think wor lass will be along too but not sure what on - Gixxer if she taxes it, Hornet probably, Aprilia nice for the twisties, but doubtful - oh to have the choice :roll:

Timbo, were you being a naughty little pie muncher? or were they just lost and asking for directions?
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Post by bikermike1411 »

You were real lucky there mate! I've come across anal coppers too.... I got T-Boned bringing my old man's cbr1000f back from Shrewsbury a few years back - it wasn't my bike and I was riding it on my hornet policy ('any bike clause'). Thing is, i'd owned the hornet for about fortnight and couldn't remember the reg number so the cop could check I was insured. I was panicking because my dad's mint bike was lying on it's side and some stupid stuck up old cow in the two seater merc that had pulled out the junction was vocally expressing her innocence. At my third attempt at the registration number he came back and said 'that's a toyota celica.... i'm getting annoyed now.' I said I couldn't remember the reg for the policy - his reply? 'You'd better think fast or I may have to find something to arrest you for'.

My dad was a copper for 30 years - he reckoned I should have passed that one onto the police complaints authority. Not the sort of reaction you expect from someone trained to deal with difficult situations where people are upset!
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Post by lee67 »

coppers are assholes mostly...ive had loads of runin's....last year was stopped in car, due to having front fog lights on....just descended off woodhead in thick fog....stoipped me and started to write a ticket...i told her she's a f***ing little hitler..and that id contest it in court, due to severe nature of fog..200 yards back up hill...eventually she gave me notice to bring docs to cop shop...which i did and told the duty officer her attitude, and low and behold i was 3rd one in 5 mins she stopped on same road at similar time, and we all said same statement as regards weather etc....all 3 of us let off and she was repremanded..lmao..coppers ive sh1t better :lol:
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Don't know if anyone saw a programe on bbc1 last night ,in the weekly tv mag it was called Motorway Cops ,in the daily rag it was called Sky Cops.
There's 2 Scottish coppers on it, they're twins ,they feature on it most weeks , they patrol down south, i think the M5 area, originally they are from here in Kilmarnock.

They lived next door to my workmate ,..he said "Nae wonder they made good cops,they were up to fkn everythin when they were younger ,they know every trick in the book " :!:

Nowt serious , he said,just things like swapping their dads current road tax for their expired one, things like that :!:
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bikermike1411 wrote:You were real lucky there mate! I've come across anal coppers too.... I got T-Boned .....
Bloody hell Mike - remind me not to go clubbing with you :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh and Tim, you lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky ....... lucky, Bar Steward!
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Nice one Timbo :lol:
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Timbo wrote:Well the way my year has gone to date its about time i had some luck :cry:

too true mate :roll:
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Post by queensburylad »

Well im really sorry guys but it looks like i can come and play out with you lot sunday :lol: :twisted: Been really busy with work lately so nearly missed the posts but have had the all clear from the wife and she didnt need to say it twice :wink:
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Post by Beamish »

Hey nice one buddy, see ya in sunny Derbyshire 8)
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Post by queensburylad »

Fingers crossed mate its as good a day as our last meet up eh !! Had to come anyway Jim just to see the porn rocket :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by andyh »

Timbo wrote,


ps I was old enough to be his dad.

What Ive heard about you Timbo, theres a good chance you probably are :!: :lol: :lol:
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Post by andyh »

Can't wait for tomorrow guys, the weather is gonna be ace, bring it on :D
See you at Fishponds :!:
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Post by andy c »

Andy h you still on for the BP at 9 ?
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