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tony.mon wrote:I had tea with ginger and honey today, it wasn't as good as I'd hoped, but they said their pimp wanted them back working so there was no time for a freebie.

what! they couldnt spare 2 minutes

bigtwinthing wrote:

tony.mon wrote:I had tea with ginger and honey today, it wasn't as good as I'd hoped, but they said their pimp wanted them back working so there was no time for a freebie.

what! they couldnt spare 2 minutes

It takes 5 minutes to brew a good cuppa ! It'll take Tony a lot longer than that to find his member with his belly in the way :-)

I'll have you know that my belly is very useful.
It means that despite my relaxed cleaning regime the tank pad is always nice and shiny.

My brother is on the large side and when he drops things he traps them against the worktop etc with his belly
He says thats how you know your fat when you start using your belly as an extra limb

Big red passed her MOT

macdee wrote:Big red passed her MOT

grand job mate

Went paint balling today with my step son .
Had a great day [THUMBS UP SIGN].
Shot one guy in the face 5x then in the balls (he didn't see the last ones cumming )!
Shot one lady in the buttocks a few times as her butt was the size of a hgv !
She won't be sitting down for a while lol .
I took a few good shots too and I'll look like a Dalmatian tomorrow but still a great days bonding with my lad [THUMBS UP SIGN]

macdee wrote:Big red passed her MOT

happy days back on the road then?

lloydie wrote:Went paint balling today with my step son .
Had a great day [THUMBS UP SIGN].
Shot one guy in the face 5x then in the balls (he didn't see the last ones cumming )!
Shot one lady in the buttocks a few times as her butt was the size of a hgv !
She won't be sitting down for a while lol .
I took a few good shots too and I'll look like a Dalmatian tomorrow but still a great days bonding with my lad [THUMBS UP SIGN]

Great day Lloydie. I love a good blast of this. Last time out i was blapped about 40 times. Telling them i had my snipers badge in the Army was a tad hasty i think. I must have had a target on the back.

I don't think it helped ha ha .
I can see myself getting it to it easily ,great fun

macdee wrote:Big red passed her MOT

Well done, nothing like getting the mot out of the way for another year

Chris.

thanks lads on the MOT thing

Had a cracking day , first track day of the year and destroyed a back tyre and give the new knee sliders a good bashing.

Sold the bird !
Well he's collecting it Friday morning .
Then off car shopping after work :-(

fabiostar wrote:Had a cracking day , first track day of the year and destroyed a back tyre and give the new knee sliders a good bashing.