VTR1000.ORG

It is proven that the average BMW rider falls asleep during sex.
This also applies when, being generally shunned by society, they are 'home alone'
It was reported recently that a BMW rider fell asleep while adjusting himself in a layby on the A1.
Police commended the rider for pulling over first.
When asked to comment the rider said 'I was only scratching my balls honest'

sirch345 wrote:

Virt wrote:Well I'm not your average BMW biker, I know how to liberally apply the throttle occasionally I'm also like a third of the average age, I'm not like ady after all

What you mean YMVirt is, you're Unique

Chris.

Special more like!!!!!

120 mile ride to work this morning, just away to do another 110 to do a site visit. happens to be in Wick. then over the top and back down the west coast tomorrow.
going to follow some of the North Coast 500 route, the rest I'll have to make up for fuel stops.
rain better stay away for most of it, but does not look promising.

you guys know how to treat a guy/gal/thing just right

Sent from my PE-TL10 using Tapatalk

grumpyfrog wrote:120 mile ride to work this morning, just away to do another 110 to do a site visit. happens to be in Wick. then over the top and back down the west coast tomorrow.
going to follow some of the North Coast 500 route, the rest I'll have to make up for fuel stops.
rain better stay away for most of it, but does not look promising.

sounds like a fun day if it stays dry

Virt wrote: you guys know how to treat a guy/gal/thing just right

Sent from my PE-TL10 using Tapatalk

you can be my bitch

AMCQ46 wrote:

Virt wrote: you guys know how to treat a guy/gal/thing just right

Sent from my PE-TL10 using Tapatalk

you can be my bitch

But you're my foster dad

same thing

cheered me up no end. got on the boat at Larne at 23.00 wed nite.
got into scottyland and started driving all night. and drove and drove then drove some more. then nearly fell asleep . wifey,kids and dog all asleep then, i drove another bit...

so by this time im near bristol. so carried on driving. lads your country? its to fecking big .

but after all that we are now camped in Bude in Cornwall.

things iv noticed.. your country is to big end off. silly amounts of motorway, and da wombles you have a traffic problem over here.
also. the beer is great, the people are more than friendly and the weather? yeah yeah you have the same rain as we have at home

time to retire to the bar..

how many miles did you drive Fabio?

fabiostar wrote:cheered me up no end. got on the boat at Larne at 23.00 wed nite.
got into scottyland and started driving all night. and drove and drove then drove some more. then nearly fell asleep . wifey,kids and dog all asleep then, i drove another bit...

so by this time im near bristol. so carried on driving. lads your country? its to fecking big .

but after all that we are now camped in Bude in Cornwall.

things iv noticed.. your country is to big end off. silly amounts of motorway, and da wombles you have a traffic problem over here.
also. the beer is great, the people are more than friendly and the weather? yeah yeah you have the same rain as we have at home

time to retire to the bar..

Bude is great too Matey.

you have a traffic problem over here.

No sh1t...you should try London It's like Birmingham but worse.

Glad you stayed awake Fabio. You'd have never heard the end of it if you hadn't.
You should try driving it in the holiday season. It's even worse when the kids are off.

Traffic is just mad, the amount of of it.. from the front door until we parked up in Bude was 530 . have to say its a lovely spot and the local ale is great

fabiostar wrote:Traffic is just mad, the amount of of it.. from the front door until we parked up in Bude was 530 . have to say its a lovely spot and the local ale is great

530, my record is 1000 miles in 16hrs, Calais thru to spain. pretty much zero traffic tho, but it makes it worse for falling asleep at the wheel. have a great relaxing holiday dude, hopefully we'll see you next weekend, iirc it's bude where the opstorm golfing challenge is held.....