Whats cheered you up today...?

[lloydie]

Was an early night as I'm up early for work

[tony.mon]

I'm more than a third way through my self imposed alcohol abstinence.
Less than four months to go before over-compensation sets in.

[tony.mon]

I'm more than a third way through my self imposed six month alcohol abstinence.
Less than four months to go before over-compensation sets in.

[lloydie]

I'm more than a third way through my self imposed alcohol abstinence.
Less than four months to go before over-compensation sets in.

Least that belly of yours should be going !!

[Pete.L]

Was an early night as I'm up early for work

Right on cue!

Pete.l

[VTRDark]

An early one with one of these.
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/ne ... are-coming

http://thetranshumanist.news/2017/01/02/sex-robots/

[bigtwinthing]

seeing the snow report for where i am going skiing. Bloody amazing.

[lloydie]

Just done my first drop of the day when I get a real bad stomach pain .
I pull over and programme my satnav to take me to the nearest McDonald's (2 miles away), good job as I knew I didn't have long !!.
I gets there gets out the van and locks it up ,this was a struggle as the pain wasn't easing off .
Strides inside to find a young lady (19 ish) cleaning the gents .
I smiled as I rushed passed ,closed the door behind me and checked the status of the bog roll all good so off with the belt and bropped me pants .
Now I'll spare you the next few seconds as it was apocalyptic end of the world stuff !.
I was gagging myself tbh ,I knew all that junk food and beers I've had the last few days would come back to bite me .
With a big sigh of relief I cleans myself up and buckles up .
I press the button to flush but no it didn't work so again I tried still no joy .

I exited the cubical and the young lady was still there but with her hand over her nose and mouth :-).
I said to her "I'm very sorry but it won't flush"
He face dropped :-( .
She pokes her head into the cubical and then looks at me and turns a shade of green .
She then says "I ain't fooking cleaning that "
I felt ever so sorry for her .
Just then she starts to heave and covers the floor with what looked like a double sausage and egg mcmuffin .

I asked her if she's ok but then I said " next time I order you'll think twice before getting my 3 item order wrong " Lmao .

Revenge is best served hot and steaming !!!

[AMCQ46]

that made me laugh ...... you smelly arsed bastid

[agentpineapple]

[VTRDark]

She could have asked if you wanted fries with that

[lloydie]

Just glad she didn't have porridge and oj !!!

[grumpyfrog]

I have real tears rolling down my cheeks.


FFS, some things are better kept to yourself. too much lube used over the weekend Sir?

[lloydie]

Never to much lube

[StormyRob]

I've had a terrible week regarding the bike. Still in many bits. Anyway today I was cheered up by arrival of the dremel I ordered yesterday evening (amazon prime is fantastic) It came with 15 pieces and cost £34.99
I also have a new 100 piece accessory kit and five extra cutting discs which cost £22 so altogether it's cost me £57.

Quite happy with it and even had to cut into a random bit of metal just to have a little play with it!


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