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Was an early night as I'm up early for work

I'm more than a third way through my self imposed alcohol abstinence.
Less than four months to go before over-compensation sets in.

tony.mon wrote:I'm more than a third way through my self imposed alcohol abstinence.
Less than four months to go before over-compensation sets in.

Least that belly of yours should be going !!

lloydie wrote:Was an early night as I'm up early for work

Right on cue!

Pete.l

An early one with one of these.
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/ne ... are-coming

http://thetranshumanist.news/2017/01/02/sex-robots/

seeing the snow report for where i am going skiing. Bloody amazing.

Just done my first drop of the day when I get a real bad stomach pain .
I pull over and programme my satnav to take me to the nearest McDonald's (2 miles away), good job as I knew I didn't have long !!.
I gets there gets out the van and locks it up ,this was a struggle as the pain wasn't easing off .
Strides inside to find a young lady (19 ish) cleaning the gents .
I smiled as I rushed passed ,closed the door behind me and checked the status of the bog roll all good so off with the belt and bropped me pants .
Now I'll spare you the next few seconds as it was apocalyptic end of the world stuff !.
I was gagging myself tbh ,I knew all that junk food and beers I've had the last few days would come back to bite me .
With a big sigh of relief I cleans myself up and buckles up .
I press the button to flush but no it didn't work so again I tried still no joy .

I exited the cubical and the young lady was still there but with her hand over her nose and mouth :-).
I said to her "I'm very sorry but it won't flush"
He face dropped :-( .
She pokes her head into the cubical and then looks at me and turns a shade of green .
She then says "I ain't fooking cleaning that "
I felt ever so sorry for her .
Just then she starts to heave and covers the floor with what looked like a double sausage and egg mcmuffin .

I asked her if she's ok but then I said " next time I order you'll think twice before getting my 3 item order wrong " Lmao .

Revenge is best served hot and steaming !!!

that made me laugh ...... you smelly arsed bastid

She could have asked if you wanted fries with that

Just glad she didn't have porridge and oj !!!

I have real tears rolling down my cheeks.


FFS, some things are better kept to yourself. too much lube used over the weekend Sir?

Never to much lube

I've had a terrible week regarding the bike. Still in many bits. Anyway today I was cheered up by arrival of the dremel I ordered yesterday evening (amazon prime is fantastic) It came with 15 pieces and cost £34.99
I also have a new 100 piece accessory kit and five extra cutting discs which cost £22 so altogether it's cost me £57.

Quite happy with it and even had to cut into a random bit of metal just to have a little play with it!


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