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Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:11 pm
by andyh
As Jacko was fighting for his life in the ambulance, the doctor said " I think we should start CPR" the paramedics said "no we should start heart massage" and the driver said " we should start an adrenaline drip", then Jacko gasping for breath said "F&ck me, you wanna be startin' something"
Sorry
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:17 pm
by andyh
Coroners examining Michael Jacksons body believe they have found the cause of death. On submersing his body in water they found bubbles coming out of his butt
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:21 pm
by andyh
A. B. C. its easy as R. I. P.
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:21 pm
by cupasoop
When the 2 paramedics arrived at his house one said to the other "what do you want to try first"?
"The dodgems"
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:28 pm
by andyh
As a tribute to Michael Jackson, his old house 'Neverland' will be turned into a dinosaur theme park. Every child is guaranteed to go home with a Megasorearse
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:31 pm
by cupasoop
Jockeys at Ascot have been wearing black armbands as a mark of respect. Apparently Jacko has ridden more 3 year olds than anyone else.
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:07 am
by cupasoop
Police think drugs may have been a factor in his death and have been searching his house.
They found some class A in the kitchen, some class B in the lounge and Class4C in his bedroom.
Re: Thats it!
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:50 pm
by Lawless247
For Sale:
1 Single white glove. Slightly smelly index finger.
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