A woman scorned..................

[Twinpotter]

My Missus told me that if scorned, she'd paint my bike with bright colours and call it a Flowerstorm.

[LotusSevenMan]

Latest update.

She wanted a few bits returned from some of the stuff I had at the house. No problem as a mate lives close so could deliver it (important things like a radio, a cheap wall clock, a nursery heater.... yeah really and her kids are 23 & 21). Anyway, put it out for him to collect from the said back garden @ 2pm. He gets there at 4pm and no sign of it!!! Now evberything else is untouched from bikes to mowers etc and even a boxed up stereo system. All a bit weird. Did she check the house while I was out? Did it just get nicked? Who knows. I left a message on her voicemail to say if she didn't collect it (and she wouldn't have known it was there unless on the off chance), then I need to know so I can contact the police for a crime number etc. Heard nowt so far.

LSM

[LotusSevenMan]

If this was written into a TV soap opera you'd get booed for an 'unbelievable' story line.

I fixed a motor mower for a mate about three months ago and said to him to come and collect anytime. He duly did this................. in that two hour period that the stuff was outside in my back yard. He sees the stuff with a delivery address on it and as it wasn't far from his destination, he takes it and helps me out by delivering it. Now why he'd think I'd know exactly when he was coming over at that time/day etc I'll never know. I must have sounded a luny as totally gobsmacked when she rang to say "What the hell was I playin' at having the stuff put outside her house"!!! I kept saying, How did that stuff get there, I dunno, I dunno etc.
Wish the chap had left me a note to say what he was doing ha ha.
All's well that ends well and besides it was delivered with a bit more care than my stuff eh?