dont you just love it...

[Beamish]

I watched a 50+ yr old well to do women drive her new honda into a parked Audi,she started to drive off so I pulled the bike in front of her made her stop and told her in no uncertain terms to go back to the accident scene and rethink her strategy. The snidey bitch went back to the car wrote on a bit of paper and stuck it under the Audis wiper blades. I continued my brew and chat with the lads then thought I would check this bit of paper she had left...........there was fook all on it! unbelievable, I went straight to the coppers gave them all the details I had and they said that the carpark was covered by CCTV.
It winds me up to think that the rich old biddie hasnt got the honesty or decency to do the right thing! Its not just chav scum after all!

[marlbororman]

I watched a 50+ yr old well to do women drive her new honda into a parked Audi,she started to drive off so I pulled the bike in front of her made her stop and told her in no uncertain terms to go back to the accident scene and rethink her strategy. The snidey bitch went back to the car wrote on a bit of paper and stuck it under the Audis wiper blades. I continued my brew and chat with the lads then thought I would check this bit of paper she had left...........there was fook all on it! unbelievable, I went straight to the coppers gave them all the details I had and they said that the carpark was covered by CCTV.
It winds me up to think that the rich old biddie hasnt got the honesty or decency to do the right thing! Its not just chav scum after all!

Ive seen this happen before too..... Although the one time someone reversed into my van while i was away from it, the guy waited for me to come back

[benny hedges]

talking of rich bitches, i saw a middle aged gent, well looked late sixties lol, brand spanking new gorgeous looking silver merc 500sl convertible, with top down, still had bags on the seat, obviously just got it...
he looked the sh1t, white suit, straw hat etc, out for the day with his posh mrs who i overheard giving him grief cos he was taking too long to park....
maybe didnt want to scuff his shiny allys or leave his mirror sticking out?

anyway, she gets out, still ranting, only opens the door onto a fkin bollard lol - BANG - big crease down it.
i felt sick for the poor cant lol
bet it was his fault as well - i was dying to go over and say summat but could see him cringing, thought it best to leave him to grieve in peace

[tony.mon]

talking of rich bitches, i saw a middle aged gent, well looked late sixties lol, brand spanking new gorgeous looking silver merc 500sl convertible, with top down, still had bags on the seat, obviously just got it...
he looked the sh1t, white suit, straw hat etc, out for the day with his posh mrs who i overheard giving him grief cos he was taking too long to park....
maybe didnt want to scuff his shiny allys or leave his mirror sticking out?

anyway, she gets out, still ranting, only opens the door onto a fkin bollard lol - BANG - big crease down it.
i felt sick for the poor cant lol
bet it was his fault as well - i was dying to go over and say summat but could see him cringing, thought it best to leave him to grieve in peace

And they say there isn't a God....

[futterbingers]

Quite some time back a friend of mine looked high and low for at least a year trying to find a mint condition audi quattro, an old shape one, eventually found one, had it less than a week, and his wife drove it into town, into the multi-storey car park (can you tell where this is heading yet?) turned at the first bollard to go up the slope, hit the front wing on it, then, and this is priceless, continued driving until all the car had some lovely big scratches down it front to back.
I was at the house when she got back, she said ' I've had a little dent', to which he replied 'why didn't you stop when you heard the first scrape?!!!!', I left quickly!
Also, my dad had a citoen ax which when he got back to someone was trying to get into the space in front of it, and banged the front, then went forward, reversed into the car a second time, not content with 2 biffs, they settled on 3, which was the one the number plate fell off. There's was a bit of damage, my dad said to the driver, after watching this, 'have you finished now?' and the guy said 'it's only an ax!!' wombles. Glad I wasn't there.

[benny hedges]

lolol!!!
once i had a ford courier works van - absolute bag of toss it was, but at least it was new & shiny white.. until i let the mrs go maccys drive thru in it...
she came back in tears, 'i might as well pack my bags now'
i said wtf have you done?????

the box on the back overhung about 6" either side, she'd turned in to get close the the pay window and gouged the corner of the booth right into the side as she drove off, opened it up like a bean can lol, all the way down, radio blasting so she didnt hear it til it stopped - then she kept revving it to pull it free until it tore half the window frame out of the booth!

i told my boss id parked it in b&q next to the van hire bay while i got some bits for a job, came out and found it like that... but then got a letter from maccys claiming for the damage lol.
had some explaining to do

[futterbingers]

Like it! It's difficult to laugh when it's your other half driving (or not!) Hopefully you can laugh about it now? We like the funny side better. I hired a 7.5t lorry to move my stuff over here, my mate came with me to share the driving/unloading, whilst approaching one of the toll booths, he mis-judged the entrance and biffed the mirror-in on the booths, then at the next one, biffed the mirror (again) and also banged the truck corner on the concrete booth. Jesus. We pulled up to the paybit, tears rolling down the faces, she found it funny in the end. Spent the next 100km with the indicator hanging on it's wires. oops. Not serious damage but really funny, when it's a bigger vehicle. Also loaded it, got to dover and meter read 10.8 tons. Ummm tickets in the cab luv, don't you have the nicest eyes etc.....