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Mrs mcQ gave me these clues as to how to interpret what we think are just simple words.




(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up. 
 
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
 
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine. 
 
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 
 
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
 
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just
say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That will bring on a
'whatever'). 
 
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell... 
 
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. 

AMCQ46 wrote:Mrs mcQ gave me these clues as to how to interpret what we think are just simple words.




(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up. 
 
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
 
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine. 
 
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 
 
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
 
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just
say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That will bring on a
'whatever'). 
 
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell... 
 
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. 

and tips for the laydees, to help understand what a man means when he says....

1) fine : get undressed.

2) five minutes : get undressed, motogp has nearly finished.

3) nothing : get undressed.

4) go ahead : get undressed.

5) loud sigh : get undressed.

6) that's ok : get undressed.

7) thanks : get undressed.

whatever : get undressed.

9) don't worry about it : get undressed.

BigVeeGrin wrote:told my missus that since tactile behaviour on her part went out the window I've gone and got a new hugger, black. She went apoplectic.

How come she never goes akrapovic ?

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Is HTC Desire a euphemism for your 18 year old chipolata enlarger from Thailand?

Flatline wrote:Is HTC Desire a euphemism for your 18 year old chipolata enlarger from Thailand?

no that would be a Sensation