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Thank everyone I had a very good day and had a nice surprise when the girlfriend asked me to make an honest woman of her
On the down side I didn't get any socks


Sorry officer
The voices made me do it

[quote="lloydiecbr"]Thank everyone I had a very good day and had a nice surprise when the girlfriend asked me to make an honest woman of her
On the down side I didn't get any socks

What did you do? Spot her bail money or hire a brief?

Oh socks, I thought at first that said sex!

Don't worry Xmas is just around the corner, plenty of time for the sock fairy to leave a package for you!

lloydiecbr wrote:Thank everyone I had a very good day and had a nice surprise when the girlfriend asked me to make an honest woman of her
On the down side I didn't get any sex


Sorry officer
The voices made me do it

That's what happens as soon as you get married

Congratulations

When you buying us all a drink

well i was in a discount brothel once ,it turned out all the girls were inflatable. i was just approaching the old vinegar strokes and i looked down at her face and i noticed her nose was running. on the way out i mentioned this to the old girl taking the money and she said "thanks for letting us know, must need emptying"

sorry

AMCQ46 wrote:

lloydiecbr wrote:Thank everyone I had a very good day and had a nice surprise when the girlfriend asked me to make an honest woman of her
On the down side I didn't get any sex


Sorry officer
The voices made me do it

That's what happens as soon as you get married

Congratulations

When you buying us all a drink

what sex (((((( lol
To many years riding a bike me thinks
The Wales ride/camp out will be the last pleasure ride I go on for a wile as I need to start saving for the wedding (((((((


Sorry officer
The voices made me do it