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ktd001
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Kwakers

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Hmmm, lime green. Very pretty but sooo hard to accessorize!
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Aye, but the green might match Iggys cats hat!! Sorted!!

So it is true, the people you meet on websites are weird !! My missus always said it, and sure she was always right :roll:
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Is it me or are some of these threads crossing over from 'Weird but Fruity.com' :?: :?:
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Fruity

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Nah, this is from the 'All Bikers are Gay.Com' leather site
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Are we not squirrels? Not sure about the gay biker thing though......
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Bikers?

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Oh, ok. Been trying to find the link to the 'all bikers are gay' site. S'very funny but not true! I think....
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Iggy said
I think it's definatley time I bought a Kawasaki!!!!!!
Oh Dear :cry: I think the poor man must be having an Identity crisis.

Kdt said
Hmmm, lime green. Very pretty but sooo hard to accessorize!
Geting worried now :roll:

Then he said
Oh, ok. Been trying to find the link to the 'all bikers are gay' site.
8O Now I, really scared 8O .

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False start?

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Oh yes. The private buying process for a zzr600. Bought it in a busy part of town and had a limited test ride. It was an interesting moment as I hammered my new new purchase down the motorway and found out 5th gear was missing! Think I'll stick to buying from dealers...
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Thank God for that.
For a moment it flashed through my mind that someone might reply they got caught wearing satin trying to pass it off as silk.
Erh! Sorry about the purchase though. Did you ever find where 5th went?

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Gearless

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Nope.
The bike ran perfectly and you could rev it a bit in 4th before knocking it up but it was so bloody uncomfortable on long journeys (even my knees hurt for gods sake and the missus would start screaming at me after 70 miles!) that after 6 weeks I just did a massive, money-losing trade-in for the Storm. So, good deal in the end!

As for the other thing, surely nobody's THAT cheap?
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Satin

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Damn! I promised myself I wouldn't do that!
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Post by RAINMAKER »

hey just got a job lot of KY anyone want a few doz tubes, ?/
it may be clever, but its not big.
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KY

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A few dozen tubes? How lucky do you have to get to use that lot?? Mind you, might be handy for getting me leathers on & off when its all sweaty?
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No thanks to the KY
I've just bought some http://www.mandp.co.uk/homepage.aspx?Of ... =Fantastic Deals &Referrer=father_10062004

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Bugger! it didn't work. The Monkey Butt one
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Butt Monky

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Let us know if that stuff works. I'm dying to go into a shop and ask if they've got Monkey Butt!
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