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welcome to the old fart club, but more important have you bought a fast yellow one or one of the slower colours

fabiostar wrote:welcome to the old fart club, but more important have you bought a fast yellow one or one of the slower colours

From the man whos bike cant go over 10mph at the minute...






Hope that wasnt too soon

Ooooh, that's cold Rob! True, but cold

lol cheeky fuk even broke they are fast.

fabiostar wrote:lol cheeky fuk even broke they are fast.

Couldnt help it mate.

Kev L wrote:

baycat wrote:

AMCQ46 wrote:welcome to the club mate, loads of old farts on here so you won't feel out of place.

pop up where you are based and you might find some local help and support for the firestorm care in the comunity

thanks good idea I am based in hertford sg12

I'm up on the Foxholes, Gallows Hill, Hertford if you need any help mate.

we will have to meet up I am just across the road in Pinehurst. ken

fabiostar wrote:welcome to the old fart club, but more important have you bought a fast yellow one or one of the slower colours

its a eager orange one.

In that case I withdraw my offer of assistance, as you are obviously beyond any help mankind can offer at present! Your only hope is that medical science progresses sufficiently to offer you some conversion from tango to a natural, godly colour (blue)!

I don't really believe any of this old bolloks but feel it only right to perpetuate the forum colourism mandate.

I've owned yellow, I now have grey, the grey is faster

baycat wrote:Hi everyone,just bought a 1999 storm I am an old fart returned to bikes 2year ago. I have a feeling I will be in need of your help and wise knowhow thanks ken.

Hello Ken, I'm old but new here, my farts are also new, very fresh indeed.
Do you have one of the faster red VTRs?

Pon wrote:

baycat wrote:Hi everyone,just bought a 1999 storm I am an old fart returned to bikes 2year ago. I have a feeling I will be in need of your help and wise knowhow thanks ken.

Hello Ken, I'm old but new here, my farts are also new, very fresh indeed.
Do you have one of the faster red VTRs?

welcome aboard Pon, mine is orange .

baycat wrote:

Pon wrote:

baycat wrote:Hi everyone,just bought a 1999 storm I am an old fart returned to bikes 2year ago. I have a feeling I will be in need of your help and wise knowhow thanks ken.

Hello Ken, I'm old but new here, my farts are also new, very fresh indeed.
Do you have one of the faster red VTRs?

welcome aboard Pon, mine is orange .

Orange is nearly red so it must be pretty fast.

Old farts are better than fresh farts....
Welcome.

tony.mon wrote:Old farts are better than fresh farts....
Welcome.

It's best to let them out whilst still fresh, leaving em in to age is asking for trouble

Welcome to the site m8