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iggy1966
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by iggy1966 »
How do you make a cat go woof?
cover it in petrol and throw a match
WOOF
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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cupasoop
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by cupasoop »
I'm withdrawing from this competition......I'm not lowering myself to his level.

Rich.

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iggy1966
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by iggy1966 »
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Pete.L
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by Pete.L »
And the winner is......
Cuppa Said
I'm withdrawing from this competition......I'm not lowering myself to his level.
IGGY
It might be by default but I think you had Cuppa on the ropes anyway
Pete.l
Well Done lads. You both managed to turn out more crap than I thought possible
