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iggy1966
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Post by iggy1966 »

How do you make a cat go woof?

cover it in petrol and throw a match

WOOF
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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cupasoop
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Post by cupasoop »

I'm withdrawing from this competition......I'm not lowering myself to his level. :wink:
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iggy1966
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Post by iggy1966 »

cupasoop wrote:I'm withdrawing from this competition......I'm not lowering myself to his level. :wink:
:lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Pete.L
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Post by Pete.L »

And the winner is......

Cuppa Said
I'm withdrawing from this competition......I'm not lowering myself to his level.
IGGY

It might be by default but I think you had Cuppa on the ropes anyway :wink:
Pete.l

Well Done lads. You both managed to turn out more crap than I thought possible :lol: :lol:
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