Me? Single grumpy cantankerous old fart!.....No partner, no GF, no wife, no pets, no kids (anywhere on the planet!), and so, the house shall remain, as it has been for as long as I can remember, xmas tree/decoration and card free. Even when I was with significant others, I never celebrated it. I HATED it.
I will be the only house on the street (again) to be window light free, or have a house that looks like the inside of a woofters handbag: all sparkly with sickly-sweet smells that would make yer eyes water.
If anyone slots a card through the door, it get's instantly filed under ''B''. Why should folk that you never speak to at any other time of the year decide to send a glitter filled mess through yer door, then expect one back in return? And
then yer expected, and obliged, to say to them: ''thanks for yer card....blah, blah...'' and that means you've opened up the opportunity for them to talk. Perish the thought.
Everywhere you go, there's the same bloody xmas tunes belting out in all the shops, everyone seems to have jumped on the festive bandwagon and are ALL wearing those tacky christmas jumpers ffs! I'm sorry, I don't care if it IS for charity, you all look like knobs. Keep the money you would have spent on buying the jumper, and donate THAT direct to the charity. Sheesh......
You may have guessed, I don't
do that kinds of social interactions.
I was thinking about dying my beard away from Ginger this year. A nice shade of
GREEN would be perfect!!
HUMBUG indeed!!
then she shouts to me to say ...... does he know that you can see the porn on his TV 
...... are all your friends fettish perverts!!!!! 
