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Agent Pineapple's initials are AP.

So are Agent Provocateur.

It's just occurred to me that I have never seen Marty and a beautiful model wearing scanty underwear in the same room.









Could it be that they are the same person?

tony.mon wrote:Agent Pineapple's initials are AP.

So are Agent Provocateur.

It's just occurred to me that I have never seen Marty and a beautiful model wearing scanty underwear in the same room.









Could it be that they are the same person?

Oh good god NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Image in head pass eye bleach help...

Don't think you can beat this one, tho

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... nde-speech

Mae defaid yn dod â lube hunain yno a caru dolenni

lloydie wrote:Mae defaid yn dod â lube hunain yno a caru dolenni

Is that Welsh for ' I've been out sheep shagging without lube...' ?

A long those lines :-)

On Tues I went out on the KTM eRace leccy pedelec to a place in Colchester called Hilly Fields - then lo and behold in the paper the next day...

Bearded man in a wedding dress emerges from bushes in Hilly Fields to warn family: 'This is outdoor sex hotspot'

http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/1513 ... _hotspot_/

Why were you out cycling in your wedding dress Wicky?

I'd just had a shave!

Scottish first minister was born Nicholas Turgen before the op.......

No, she's always been a Cnut!

The depression in the top surface of a brick is called the "frog".

Similarly, the flat surface between the raised pips on a lego brick is called the "tadpole".