bad jokes

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:37 am

EggShellBlond wrote:
VTR1000KAZ wrote:why do I get the kitchen and vtrgirl get the bedroom??????
Time o' the day , innit ?

It's night down under , you can swop after tea , OK ?

I thought maybe it was because you're a better cook, Kaz...

Sharpe1 · Post by **Sharpe1** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:40 am

VTRgirl wrote:
EggShellBlond wrote:
VTR1000KAZ wrote:why do I get the kitchen and vtrgirl get the bedroom??????
Time o' the day , innit ?

It's night down under , you can swop after tea , OK ?
I thought maybe it was because you're a better cook, Kaz...

Soooo... Does that mean you're a better.......ummmm?

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:16 am

That's just not for me to say, is it? And to my knowledge, there ain't anyone on this planet who (at this moment), is qualified to confirm or deny such an allegation...

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:41 am

Pomme or pommy is a coloquial noun for "prisoner of motherland England". Usaly used to describe you bread stealing commoners that are sent over here to serve out ya sentence at the expence of the Australian colonies.

???But I thought that was where all you guys started???? (except the abbo's of course

)

Pete.l

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:52 am

Pete.L wrote:???But I thought that was where all you guys started???? (except the abbo's of course )

Think both sides in my family go back to Scotland... Might explain why I was too tight to keep both vehicles & decided the car had to go...

Sharpe1 · Post by **Sharpe1** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:56 am

Pete.L wrote:
Pomme or pommy is a coloquial noun for "prisoner of motherland England". Usaly used to describe you bread stealing commoners that are sent over here to serve out ya sentence at the expence of the Australian colonies.
???But I thought that was where all you guys started???? (except the abbo's of course )

Pete.l

Correct, but don't forget that there were settlers and freed convicts that considered themselves Aussies and could therefore call the arriving convicts poms. History 101!!

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:01 am

Sharpie Said

Correct, but don't forget that there were settlers and freed convicts that considered themselves Aussies

I know,

I just happened to convieniently forget that bit

EggShellBlond · Post by **EggShellBlond** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:41 pm

VTRgirl wrote:That's just not for me to say, is it? And to my knowledge, there ain't anyone on this planet who (at this moment), is qualified to confirm or deny such an allegation...

Under the patio ??

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:42 pm

EggShellBlond wrote:Under the patio ??

Huh?

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:43 pm

VTR1000KAZ wrote:twinnie...... he's trying to say that you have murdered such people and burried them under your patio!!!!!

Ta Kaz!

**VTRgirl looks shiftily from side to side**
I mightn't have mentioned this Kaz, but we'll be okay as long as they don't check under yours...

curly · Post by **curly** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:44 pm

I love the Aussies,

They gave us Neighbours!

Where would we be without Ramsay Street?

Sharpe1 · Post by **Sharpe1** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:25 am

Yep, and you can tune in every day to see EXACTLY how we all live!!

curly · Post by **curly** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:31 am

You mean Harold Bishop is real!

Ha ha ha ha ha

Sharpe1 · Post by **Sharpe1** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:48 am

Yeah, his brother lives just up the road from me!!
It must be middle of the night for you?

curly · Post by **curly** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:06 am

Nearly 1 o'clock in the morning, had a few beers and a couple of bottles of wine.
Life is great, does his brother really live near you?

Don't you just love being pissed?