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dkt1376
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by dkt1376 »
two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says
hope u know how to drive this thing

a landrover d2 and a ktm, i had to have a honda to restore relability in my life.
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plivesey
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by plivesey »
Two parrots, stood on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?".
French import, yellow 97 Firestorm. Written off by a french madman, rebuilt by an english idiot.
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3suzukiman
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by 3suzukiman »
what do you call a 9ft budgie with a gun
sir
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plivesey
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by plivesey »
Three parrots in a cage. One at the bottom, one halfway up and one at the top. Which one owns the cage?
The one at the bottom. The other two are on higher perches.
Shall I get my coat now or later?
French import, yellow 97 Firestorm. Written off by a french madman, rebuilt by an english idiot.
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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
I think this has just reached "favourite thread" status...

If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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plivesey
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by plivesey »
More on the parrot front I'm afraid.
Why can't you get any good analgesics in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
French import, yellow 97 Firestorm. Written off by a french madman, rebuilt by an english idiot.
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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
I think you may have crossed a line there, Plivesey...

If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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plivesey
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by plivesey »
VTRgirl wrote:I think you may have crossed a line there, Plivesey...

I know, but just look at the plumage. Norwegian Blue, you know.
French import, yellow 97 Firestorm. Written off by a french madman, rebuilt by an english idiot.