And Paul, you neglected to mention dementia. Gotta be the most entertaining/excruitiating patients!
Had one old duck spend about 10 mins whinging to me about how poor her sight was, then she stopped mid-sentence, leant back, as if to get a good look at me & said "my, you're a pretty girl"... How are you supposed to take that???



And then there are the old fellas who alternate between trying to chat you up (well, possibly not 'you', Paul) or cop a grope & trying to slug you fair across the jaw!
Nursing's bloody hard work, but boring is one thing it aint!