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good to see your home again marty

Good to see your up and about Marty,Take it easy,
Little miss giggles sends her best
I take it you wont be at the racing this weekend at Knockhill then??

could be.. see how i feel ...keep the cabin fever at bay...

Good to see you are on the mend Martin

Was inspired and curious following various pictures Zero kindly posted. Judging from some of the replies, some of you are sick puppies who get a kick out of surgeries and wounds and stuff (probably me at the front of the queue...)

So, I managed to find on the wonderful interweb colour pictures of my main op. It's not actually me, this is some guy with a human head... though it is exactly the same op I had - a warning to the squeamish...

(just so you know, this is for edutainment and to show you what they do when you gracefully part company with your bike and land on your face.)

CLICKY

Anyone else got any cool ones? I know there's a mean looking external fixator in the gallery. Let's all help Zero feel better and maybe help some folks lose their lunch.

Glad to see you are back in the land of the storming world marty.

Aren'nt the hospital pain killers/ drugs great I was spaced out for about a fortnight

[quote="Stormin Ben"]Marty,
Good to hear you are on the mend.
At least you'll have a decent story to tell the kids.
There's no way I'm telling anyone how I broke my collarbone


Alan,
OK, so who spent their entire time in biology at school sat at the back sniggering at the rude pictures?

Clavicle = collar bone
Scapula = shoulder blade




Cervical vertebra = neck bones





PS it was playing kiss chase [/quote
Yes that was me Ben

but you know what i meant vertebra 6 and 7

alan

great you are out the hospital mate cant beat yer own bed eh?

its all recovery from here on in , just dont rush things , we dont want you going back in the hospital

i will pop over soon to see you bud , keep an ear to the ground for the distant sound of thunder (or thumper) think jurasik park whith the glass of water

or in martys case:

Brilliant Kitch! I've been in a heck of a lot of theatre cases to date. The best one has been a neck disection. They basically peel the skin away from half the face, have a play & stick it back down again. Really is amazing what they can do.

Actually, I take that back. If autopsies count, that's the best I've assisted with. Completely surreal to see what's in the whole body. I've only done one, and of course, the lovely people who arranged for me to be there, waited for a nice motorcycle accident victim thinking it'd turn me off. All it achieved was to remind me of a fascinating experience every time I ride past the crash site.

Oh, and if any of you lose your loved ones unexpectedly and the body is important to you, do everything you can to stop them performing an autopsy.

I once took this guys boot off while in A/E............had to fish his foot out of the boot. had to grab the bone while someone else held on to the boot.

For the really sick............had girl complaining of being raped.
Sperm test came back.............German shepherd. (Dog)

Man thats Ruff!
I bet the police were barking up the wrong tree until that test came back

B-Boom!

RAINMAKER wrote:
For the really sick............had girl complaining of being raped.
Sperm test came back.............German shepherd. (Dog)

Hull girls eh??? classy

RAINMAKER wrote:I once took this guys boot off while in A/E............had to fish his foot out of the boot. had to grab the bone while someone else held on to the boot.

Thats biker consideration for you!!
Most of the other emergency services would have just cut the boot to get at the foot

You can TYPE!!!!!!!!!

Im impressed