One for the girls....?

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VTRgirl
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Post by VTRgirl »

I've hardly scored m'self a toy-boy. Not entirely sure where that rumour started (not that I'm put-out by it or in any way wish to halt such gossippings... :wink: ).

I've scored a few-years-older-than-me musician/chef/sniper/fitness guru. Just what a girl needs. So :P .

Oh, did I mention retired? Did I? Did I? Huh? Very early retired & not in need of employment...

And he cleans house, and is built rather nicely, I must say...

Sigh... :roll:

(Yes, I know it's pathetic, but it's about time!)
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Post by yellafella »

He hasnt got a sister has he ? :D
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Yeah, I've got a sister. She's taken, but my mum's on the market :eek2 ...

Reckon my sister'd make you blush within 5 seconds of meeting her!
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Post by PACIFIER »

VTRgirl wrote:I've hardly scored m'self a toy-boy. Not entirely sure where that rumour started (not that I'm put-out by it or in any way wish to halt such gossippings... :wink: ).

I've scored a few-years-older-than-me musician/chef/sniper/fitness guru. Just what a girl needs. So :P .

Oh, did I mention retired? Did I? Did I? Huh? Very early retired & not in need of employment...

And he cleans house, and is built rather nicely, I must say...

Sigh... :roll:

(Yes, I know it's pathetic, but it's about time!)
Dont you just hate it when they do that? :oops:
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Post by VTRgirl »

Haha. Yeah, there's a brother there Kaz. Reckon you might have a bit of trouble tearing him away from his girl. Another pathetically smitten one :roll: .
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Post by Pete.L »

8O Forget the Brother and Sister malarky 8O
Tell me more about the Mum! :P

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