
This could be your helmet and visor.........................
a couple of years ago i got hit in the throat by a bumble bee and it bounced of my jacket in to my lid it was walking backwards n forwards across my visor i was on a 19 where there was no hard shoulder when i found lay by i flipped up my visor and flung it out and there was a car parked with a few bemused faces starting at me as if i was mad ! 

wheres the road kill............?
iam hungry!!!!!
iam hungry!!!!!
I worked with a guy once who claimed he was riding home one summers evening thankfully at a reasonable speed with his visor up enjoying life when he colided with bat which copped him in the chops and then went completly mental in his face.....needless to say it had him off , 1 busted leg and a bent ride.
So he says ?
So he says ?

sh1t HAPPENS !!!