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FOR SALE- BARN FIND.
Period cottager's velocipede, in keeping with the local vernacular.
Within the catchment area of the nearby private riding school.
Mildly used, with occasional excess, but much loved by its present owner, a clergyman of the church of the partly-rebuilt Storm.
This is a much-loved family member, if you lie much-loved members then you should take a good look at this one.
Original features include leaded petrol, left handed twistgrip and tank-mounted gearchange, four-on-the-floor toes in each boot, (with additional big toe if required).

Overall, can be worn if necessary during sale process,

In a popular area, in a much sought-after location quite close to reality.

Fool planning permission has been granted for an extension but bill ding regulations have not yet been fully complied with.

Kev L wrote:Honda Firestorm VTR SC36 styled in the fashion of a 17th century peasants cottage. Leaded windows fitted, thatched tank cover, with oak beam frame, some woodworm but only superficial. Leather chesterfield style settee, sorry saddle. Genuine dawb finish. Offers, but only via telekinisis, the Govt and fascist plod monitor all calls, aaaahhhh don't let the aliens probe me again. No wait a minute I liked dat a lot. Bring on the aliens!
Carl of Fulham

You forget to mention the grandfather clock dash...

Apologies for that error! Does he wear a smoking jacket like Alexander Orlov to complete the look!!!

Those bikes for sale sound very stylish.

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Uh oh.. busted!!

I just got told by a 10 year old that Lloyds avatar is disgusting "yuk that's disgusting" was the words said.

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site might have to go x rated then

cybercarl wrote:I just got told by a 10 year old that Lloyds avatar is disgusting "yuk that's disgusting" was the words said.

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boy or girl??

if its a boy give him 5 or 6 years

on a different subject carl, I had a pint of that doombar you like in a pub in Islington (I think) very nice

Girl spying over my shoulder Doombar is nice.

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:Lol: cheeky lol

Its back the THREAD HIJACK THREAD...

I was marvelling earlier about how an innocent thread posted in workshop about a serious subject went from...

Oil Leak

to

Top Cat

to

Biker Grove

to

The never-ending ''My Bike Colours Faster Than Yours'' (RED of course won that little battle...)

to

VFR....

...all in the space of 20 0dd posts...


Brilliant...utterly utterly brilliant...

Then I've just spent a good half hour re reading this Thread from the start before posting this.

Laugh I nearly bought a thatched conversion for Drooper...

Most entertaining...

I love this place...

Come back soon.

We're still waiting for the Lloydie/Sheep/Storm photoshop pic Carl...get on with it man...

No I have done that. Let me check my files. It may of got posted in the Monopoly thread.

Here we go.


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No not that one...Funny as it is...

The version Sheep/lloydie of the Scooter Two up + the two Alsatians ...

I'm a bit bored with the football already, haven't watched any but can't seem to have a conversation without someone asking whether I think Brazil or Paraguay will beat the Dominican Republic week after next, assuming that Peruvia beat Iraq?

To be honest it all seems a bit of a faff, but something for the poor, if they can't afford bikes, I suppose.

I just feel that it would be more entertaining if the bloke dressed as a chicken and the little boy they drag onto the pitch for God knows what reason when they come out of the tunnel play against the fat bloke dressed as a dinosaur and the small boy dragged on by the other team.

And what about having a coconut shy in the goals?
If you knock one off while scoring, you get an extra goal, but then have to put the coconut in your shorts and carry it around for the rest of the game- a sort of organic handicap.
Or put the goals on wheels, with ropes and the rest of the team could stand at the corners trying to pull it out of the way of the ball, side to side?
Randomly-timed pop-up sprinklers dotted about the field might also be amusing.
Make them wear Sumo costumes, flippers and snorkels, perhaps?

I just don't think there's enough spectacle, really, just a few rich blokes running around in front of poor blokes who are too full of pies to do it themselves.
I'll give it a miss unless they can make it more interesting.

And don't get me going with the V8 golf carts and playing golf against the clock idea.....

See what we've been missing !