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MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:16 am

This one Carl...

http://www.vtr1000.org/phpBB3/viewtopic ... 20#p305167

An Uncle of mine had an Alsatian named Carl.

Lovley dog...beautiful plumage.

VTRDark · Post by **VTRDark** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:23 am

That juts about sums it up Tony.

I'd also like to throw a couple of lions in on them as well. Make t more of a Roman colosseum type display. That should make it more interesting. And if you don't eat you meats you can't have any pudding.

You will have to get a picture of Lloyd sitting pillion on his bike first. These things can't quite come out of thin air.

(:-})

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:02 am

Why don't McDonalds deliver?

Jamoi · Post by **Jamoi** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:10 am

They do beef, chicken & chips....

...yet you still want liver?!

Wicky · Post by **Wicky** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:56 am

R-OFFAL

Jamoi wrote:They do beef, chicken & chips....

...yet you still want liver?!

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:02 pm

Jamoi wrote:They do beef, chicken & chips....

...yet you still want liver?!

They probably do, there be allsorts in those burgers in including offal...Allegedly.

Jamoi · Post by **Jamoi** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:11 pm

Allsorts in the burgers? Yuck! Liquorice is disgusting.

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:07 am

I must leave you now, to voyage afar.

I go to the Base of Home, in the Seven Oaks, via the Fords of Hal.

There is a shortage in the nuts department, which requires timely rectification. Only I know the location of the correct aisle......but the path is hard, and leads through the section of Green Paint.....

In my absence, Ferodo, do as I have always bidden you- clutch the brakes of the shire to your heart.

Fare thee well!

Gondaft.

ps- While I'm gone, try not to fall orc

agentpineapple · Post by **agentpineapple** » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:13 am

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:52 pm

They say that everyone has a double, a doppelganger.
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
For all matter there is antimatter.
It seems likely, in that case, that as opposed to my body I have an antibody, toned, fit and handsome in a parallel dimension.

Bugger.
I'm in the wrong universe again.

VTRDark · Post by **VTRDark** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:06 pm

It seems likely, in that case, that as opposed to my body I have an antibody, toned, fit and handsome in a parallel dimension.

That would be your opposite, she lives in Oz

(:-})

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:18 pm

cybercarl wrote:
It seems likely, in that case, that as opposed to my body I have an antibody, toned, fit and handsome in a parallel dimension.
That would be your opposite, she lives in Oz

(:-})

Maybe just maybe he/she is caled... Mony Tom

I'll get me rugby shirt on the way out ...of the laundrette...

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:59 pm

Definitions:

Cacti: the twist closure that comes with nappy sacks.

Your turn

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:41 pm

Ratchet...a bit bigger than a mouse sh1t...

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:34 pm

I tried that paintball today, now I can't get the emulsion out of my undercrackers.

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