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Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:16 am
by MacV2
This one Carl...
http://www.vtr1000.org/phpBB3/viewtopic ... 20#p305167
An Uncle of mine had an Alsatian named Carl.
Lovley dog...beautiful plumage.
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:23 am
by VTRDark
That juts about sums it up Tony.
I'd also like to throw a couple of lions in on them as well. Make t more of a Roman colosseum type display. That should make it more interesting. And if you don't eat you meats you can't have any pudding.
You will have to get a picture of Lloyd sitting pillion on his bike first. These things can't quite come out of thin air.
(:-})
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:02 am
by tony.mon
Why don't McDonalds deliver?
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:10 am
by Jamoi
They do beef, chicken & chips....
...yet you still want liver?!
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:56 am
by Wicky
R-OFFAL
Jamoi wrote:They do beef, chicken & chips....
...yet you still want liver?!
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:02 pm
by MacV2
Jamoi wrote:They do beef, chicken & chips....
...yet you still want liver?!
They probably do, there be allsorts in those burgers in including offal...Allegedly.
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:11 pm
by Jamoi
Allsorts in the burgers? Yuck! Liquorice is disgusting.
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:07 am
by tony.mon
I must leave you now, to voyage afar.
I go to the Base of Home, in the Seven Oaks, via the Fords of Hal.
There is a shortage in the nuts department, which requires timely rectification. Only I know the location of the correct aisle......but the path is hard, and leads through the section of Green Paint.....
In my absence, Ferodo, do as I have always bidden you- clutch the brakes of the shire to your heart.
Fare thee well!
Gondaft.
ps- While I'm gone, try not to fall orc
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:13 am
by agentpineapple
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:52 pm
by tony.mon
They say that everyone has a double, a doppelganger.
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
For all matter there is antimatter.
It seems likely, in that case, that as opposed to my body I have an antibody, toned, fit and handsome in a parallel dimension.
Bugger.
I'm in the wrong universe again.
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:06 pm
by VTRDark
It seems likely, in that case, that as opposed to my body I have an antibody, toned, fit and handsome in a parallel dimension.
That would be your opposite, she lives in Oz
(:-})
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:18 pm
by MacV2
cybercarl wrote:It seems likely, in that case, that as opposed to my body I have an antibody, toned, fit and handsome in a parallel dimension.
That would be your opposite, she lives in Oz
(:-})
Maybe just maybe he/she is caled... Mony Tom
I'll get me rugby shirt on the way out ...of the laundrette...
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:59 pm
by tony.mon
Definitions:
Cacti: the twist closure that comes with nappy sacks.
Your turn
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:41 pm
by MacV2
Ratchet...a bit bigger than a mouse sh1t...
Re: *** THREAD HIJACK ***
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:34 pm
by tony.mon
I tried that paintball today, now I can't get the emulsion out of my undercrackers.